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Coronavirus response: We have free resources to support you through the pandemic. Want to help? Support our nonprofit work. Skip to Content. Parents' Ultimate Guide to Support our work! Kid reviews for Meet the Spartans. Common Sense says Dumb, raunchy comedy is a tired spoof attempt. Based on our expert review.

Based on 13 reviews. Based on 36 reviews. Add your rating. Parents say 13 Kids say Teen, 17 years old Written by davispittman February 6, Nothing but male eye candy All anyone needs to know about this movie is that there is absolutely nothing offered to the audience but male eye candy. All the jokes fall flat, the comedy is completely stale. The cast just performs awkward unfunny spoof jokes the whole runtime. If your family is looking for a funny spoof movie to watch, then this just isn't it.

It's chock full of sexual references and innuendos. Male nude backsides are shown and men are constantly in revealing outfits. Crudeness also runs rampant throughout. This title contains: Sexy stuff. This review Helped me decide. Had useful details. Read my mind. Report this review. Teen, 15 years old Written by biovox14 December 23, Cringe, cringe, cringe.

Do not watch this movie. Teen, 17 years old Written by Seb Mayers June 5, This movie very rarely ever spoofs , this film is so terrible that I can't even live up to its own title. There are only about 13 Spartans. What's even worse is that it has so many pop cultural gags that grow old fast. It's junk food for the brain, watch "Meet The Feebles" instead.

Teen, 14 years old Written by 69 awesome April 9, Kid, 12 years old June 22, Teen, 15 years old Written by evolinag March 24, Grossout spoof. Somewhat entertaining, not yet good. This movie is propably the weakest in their series of spoofs. Mainly because there are too many scenes of vomit, snot, spit, etc. However, it is not the worst comedy ever as it is often called, still having a few laughter, such as the scene at the Pit of Death, making fun of several celebrities that were popular at that time, such as Britney Spears, K-Fed, Sanjaya Joseph Malakar, Ryan Seacrest and the American Idol jury.

The spoofs of several commercials were also quite funny. It definitely is enough if you had a hard day and want to watch something entertaining. The movie's violence is all done for comic reasons and looks very fake. A man's head is punched off, no blood. A man's eyes are gone extremely fake, you can see the background through the holes. A man has a bloody wound on his face and blood spurts out in comical extremes. A man is hit in the testicles with a rope, then a dog bites into them the testicles are clothes.

Another man is kicked in the testicles in the Unrated he spits them out. A man is impaled by a spear again, fake. During a breakdance scene a man's head breaks off a gross sound effect is used, but again, it is extremely fake.

In the next shot, it is back on his shoulders, leaving no wounds. There are several sexual jokes, mostly about either homosexuals or a promiscuous woman. A closeup of a man's genitalia is shown, but we see he has got nothing down there. At least 3 scenes of female nudity which is blurred out also in the Unrated.

In the Unrated version, there are the following scenes that would have pushed the PG A penguin presses his testicles against a man's face clearly visible. Leonidas draws the battle formation, but it looks like a penis. A man spits out his testicles when being kicked in the crotch. The language is frequent, but only the terms allowed at PG are used. The Gag Reel, however, features some uses of the f-word.

Overall, teens and up can see that all the violence and sex jokes are for comic reasons, only. Teen, 13 years old Written by uhya July 12, Teen, 13 years old Written by Brodie. Peace June 3, Rubbish don't just ignore it, try and destroy it!!! Utter rubbish, homophobic and stupid story, terrible comedy, and I agree with bluebellblu, protect yourself kids, this is just not an appropriate movie.

Kid, 12 years old April 4, Teen, 13 years old Written by gangstagw October 7, This title contains: Positive Messages. Positive role models. Teen, 14 years old Written by slasher23 September 5, Kid, 12 years old June 13, Contemporary Hilarity, for What it's Worth References upon references upon references, just what a parody movie seems to encompass these days.

The art of parody and making fun in something in a just and timeless manner has seemed to have died in recent decades, creating films of this caliber, which are funny for the year that it is released; come back to this film ten years later and attempt to understand all the pop-culture references it makes, all of which seem to expand to a good three quarters of the movie itself.

Parody is only parody when the humor can be looked back on and enjoyed from multiple points of view, not just what is transpiring in the world of pop culture throughout western civilization. This title contains: Consumerism. Kid, 11 years old May 28, Kid, 10 years old May 12, Teen, 14 years old Written by technologylover12 December 25, Kid, 11 years old November 26, Teen, 15 years old Written by peanutbuttergurl6 November 20, Teen, 16 years old Written by movieloverman August 1, This movie was better then I thought actually.

I mean it wasent that good but not as bad as some of the movies these guys have mad. There are sexual jokes and some language but its not too bad. Not really worth watching but if you do then atleast your not in for the wors time of your life. Kid, 10 years old June 12, Made me laugh- and I'm ten!

Oh yes, it was funny and I want to see it again! Funnier Than Disaster Movie! But only by a little bit. This is a really funny movie if your a teen. My favorite parts were the shrek baby, American idol, and the ending credits. Of course, I loved the whole movie.

For 13 and up definatly. The male spartans greet each other by making out, whereas the men give the woemen a high five. Thats probably the worst of it.

It’s been over 10 years so f*ck it, here’s a Meet the Spartans review

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Meet the Spartans opened at No. The film opens with a Spartan elder inspecting three babies. The first, an ugly, talking baby ogre Shrek the Third , is abandoned to die for its deformity; while the second, who is Vietnamese, is adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The third, Leonidas , is accepted as a Spartan for his already-present muscular physique and prepared for kinghood through brutal training.

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И конечно… ТРАНСТЕКСТ. Компьютер висел уже почти двадцать часов. Она, разумеется, знала, что были и другие программы, над которыми он работал так долго, программы, создать которые было куда легче, чем нераскрываемый алгоритм.

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Я занесу им, а вы, когда увидите мистера Густафсона, скажете ему, где его паспорт. - Подождите! - закричал Ролдан.  - Не надо впутывать сюда полицию. Вы говорите, что находитесь в центре, верно.

Я люблю. Без воска, Дэвид.

Чатрукьян принял решение и поднял телефонную трубку, но поднести ее к уху не успел. Он замер, когда его взгляд упал на монитор. Как при замедленной съемке, он положил трубку на место и впился глазами в экран.

Это было похоже на старое кино. Кадр казался неестественно вытянутым по вертикали и неустойчивым, как бывает при дрожащем объективе, - это было результатом удаления кадров, процесса, сокращающего видеозапись вдвое и экономящего время. Объектив, скользнув по огромной площади, показал полукруглый вход в севильский парк Аюнтамьенто. На переднем плане возникли деревья.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes. Эти слова буквально преследовали. Она попыталась выбросить их из головы. Мысли ее вернулись к Дэвиду. Сьюзен надеялась, что с ним все в порядке. Ей трудно было поверить, что он в Испании.

Мотоцикл начал подниматься по склону. Колеса неистово вращались на рыхлой земле. Маломощный двигатель отчаянно выл, стараясь одолеть подъем. Беккер выжал из него все, что мог, и отчаянно боялся, что мотоцикл заглохнет в любую минуту. Нельзя было даже оглянуться: такси остановится в любой момент и снова начнется стрельба.

Meet the Spartans is a American parody film written and directed by Jason Friedberg and The blind Dilio eventually returns to Sparta to tell of Leonidas' final moments. (); Meet the Spartans (); Disaster Movie (); Vampires Suck (); The Starving Games (); Best Night Ever (); Superfast!

Местная валюта, - безучастно сказал пилот. - Я понимаю.  - Беккер запнулся.  - Но тут… тут слишком .

Агент Смит начал доклад. - По вашему приказу, директор, - говорил он, - мы провели в Севилье два дня, выслеживая мистера Энсея Танкадо. - Расскажите, как он погиб, - нетерпеливо сказал Фонтейн.

Я позвоню в телефонную компанию. Я уверена, что они смогут сказать. Нуматака тоже был уверен, что компания это сделает. В эпоху цифровой связи понятие неприкосновенности частной жизни ушло в прошлое.

Северная Дакота, - прошептала она еле слышно.  - Посмотрим, кто ты .

Немедленно. Соши побежала к своему терминалу. Джабба нередко прибегал к ВР, что в компьютерных кругах означало виртуальная реальность, но в АНБ это сокращение имело несколько иной смысл - визуальная репрезентация. В мире технических служащих и политиков, имеющих чрезвычайно разные уровни понимания, визуальная репрезентация нередко была единственным способом что-либо доказать: взмывающая вверх кривая производит куда более сильное впечатление, чем целые тома рассуждений.

Джабба понимал, что ВР текущего кризиса со всей наглядностью объяснит то, что он хотел сказать.

У него случился инфаркт. Я сам. Никакой крови. Никакой пули. Беккер снисходительно покачал головой: - Иногда все выглядит не так, как есть на самом деле. Лицо немца стало белым как полотно. Беккер был доволен .

Код ценой в один миллиард долларов. Некоторое время он сидел словно парализованный, затем в панике выбежал в коридор.

- Мидж.

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